Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Why I Love Self-Checkout

Tonight at Walmart:

Clerk: Oh I love Tabasco Sauce. This weekend I had pizza and beer and I put Tabasco Sauce on every slice. I really love it.

Me: Sounds good.

....

Me: Credit

Me: Credit

Clerk: I need to see the card and your ID. (Stares at ID for very long time gives back ID, stares at credit card)

Clerk: Why does this say Marriott on your card? Do you get points with that?

Me: Yes

Clerk: Well that's a nice hotel but don't you think it's too expensive?

Me: I guess mutter mutter mutter.